Darwin's Folly

I thought I’d write a criticism after reading Scientific American’s Darwin Edition, which was celebrating 150 years of the Theory of Evolution, which in itself speaks volumes. I personally don’t believe in the Theory of Evolution due to the blazing gaps and contradictions between it and the known laws of science which are patently obvious to the naked eye. Nonetheless it still becomes necessary to expose the ridiculous to examination.
The common belief of biologists is that life did not originate on this planet but that the earth was seeded by a virus carrying meteor. Such a belief is evidenced whenever a meteor hits the earth’s surface and is immediately descended upon by Darwin’s Atheists looking for the proof to complete the blazing gap that is obvious to everyone in the Theory of Evolution. The gap that I’m speaking of is the Law of Biogenesis,
that states life comes from life. Hence if Darwin were to be correct it would be impossible for life to originate on this planet, but does an extra terrestrial source for life negate the Law of Biogenesis?
The importance of the Theory of Evolution is thus, it is what 100% of atheists hold to be true and what justifies their non-belief in God. As a joke I came up with my own Theory of Evolution which states that the origin of all life as well as the simplest form the virus was created by God and not only that but he also nurtured said virus like a gardener so as not to become extinct. This virus then went on to become all known life as we know it, it is my wager that allows any backsliding atheists the option of believing in a god and allows the Theory of Evolution to exist in the face of the Law of Biogenesis.
But the atheists may have beaten me to the punch, I think atheists much like above, are considering another creator for the virus, a creator much like a god but separate and distinct from the life it created and not subject to the Theory of Evolution. This alternative to a god may be in the form of intelligent alien life. This life form may in fact exhibit qualities that have never before been considered, it would be non-biological and may in fact be an inter-dimensional being having not originated in this universe.
It would then be reasonable to assume that such a life form that exhibits such qualities could also have characteristics that it may have in common with human beings. As a matter of fact the alien life form may also be human. Christians have long put forth the belief that they did not originate from apes as Darwin proposed but were descended from Adam and Eve who according to Genesis in the Bible came from the Garden of Eden. Eden is a term Moses used to describe a paradise of plant and animal life, a vision created by someone who wandered around in the desert for forty years, could the Garden of Eden of Genesis be the heaven latter referred to in the Bible. Could Heaven be in another dimension other than this one meaning man is an inter-dimensional life form. Would this inter-dimensional quality also mean there is a non-biological component to our nature, a component that would give us infinite life spans and could therefore mean man is immortal. In other words humans are the alien life form that the atheists extrapolated and hypothesized to exist using Darwin’s Theory of Evoluton.
Church of Christ, Scientist